Lecturers say the darndest things:

'Focused skill is like having a boyfriend. You can't teach two focused skills just like you can't have two boyfriends at the same time.' (on the teaching of four skills in English language classrooms)

'Elaborate with examples. For those of you who lack of English, huraikan dengan contoh.' (on Professional Development assignment)

'We can work together because I'm an English educated man.' (on collaboration/working together between the HEP and Cohort 2 students)

'OK, your reading is not bad after all.' (during Professional Development tutorial)

'We have loss our statute and prestige because we have teachers like you!' (on teaching being a profession)

'Haa, yang itu, dah sampai Marjon.' (during Islamic Civilisation lecture, of which I fell asleep)